"Look, son! I built a time machine!" Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan. *dad pulls a gun* "Get in the fucking time machine."— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf)May 10, 2013
when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side
YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT
im laughing so fucking hard
A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.
i’m gonna die still laughing at this
I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
Breakfast around the world
"Classic Leo drama"
Air- Walked in school, didn’t care, no fucks were given ever.
Fire- 46 minutes of half-assed trying
Water- survives until lunch
Earth- never gives up ever but dies from stress